Umbrella Union Propaganda Series - Old Timey Canopic Commuting Organic Cotton T-Shirt

Many people don't know that the elites suppressed the evidence, of our utopian past in which we commuted via flying umbrellas. This rare newspaper photo is irrefutable, though, so you may as well wear reality if you can't live in it. You can get this one in Black, and some other colors, all of which are made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton. Buy this shirt.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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